Great and funny article!

If I used the picture of my ID for this account I would have to title it; Must Love Dogs, PS: I am the one in the foreground.

When separated from wife in 2011, I got on Match. At the time I worked in the in wine industry in California. Mentioning this was like saying to a kid; "Hey you want some candy?" Women would respond with can you take me wine tasting in Napa?